bath toy!

There’s basically no way I wouldn’t be singing “Rubber Ducky” at some point.

 Rubber Ducky, you’re the one / You make bathtime so much fun
    Rubber Ducky, joy of joys / When I squeeze you, you make noise… 

X’D



secretmag:


americanfetishist:

Absolutely love this

americanfetishist:

Absolutely love this




“Why is it appealing to think of what happens in the passive tense?Why is it so interesting to surrender, or to play at surrendering?
It may be that power is not always that comfortable, even for those of us who grew up in it…”

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the quote above is from this exasperating essay (deliberately recontextualized because grrr)

“Why is it appealing to think of what happens in the passive tense?
Why is it so interesting to surrender, or to play at surrendering?

It may be that power is not always that comfortable, even for those of us who grew up in it…”




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and then what happened??

and then what happened??

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Ogle him now, because…
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imwithkanye:


Meet The New Christian Grey: Jamie Dornan.
A Few Quick Facts:
He played Sheriff Graham Humbert on Once Upon A Time.
He appeared in Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette.
He’s a serial killer on BBC’s new show, The Fall.
He dated Keira Knightley.
He modeled for Calvin Klein, Christian Dior and Armani.
He sings.
He’s hot.

Ogle him now, because…

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The look on his face…!


It’s called gratitude, and that’s right.

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geekdomme:


girlsrule-subsdrool:


Except I have purple plaid duct tape. 
Plaid purple duct tape? Where can I get some?  … - SelinaMinx


Target and Michael’s both carry all sorts of duct tape!


Seriously, they make all kinds now:

And that’s a modest-sized display! My local hardware stores have even larger selections. Stripes, checks, houndstooth, little hearts, Hello Kitty… Even the chain drugstores (CVS, Walgreens) have them, usually near the school supplies. Home Depot must be nuts.Get ur tape on!!

geekdomme:

girlsrule-subsdrool:

Except I have purple plaid duct tape. 

Plaid purple duct tape? Where can I get some?  … - SelinaMinx

Target and Michael’s both carry all sorts of duct tape!

Seriously, they make all kinds now:

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And that’s a modest-sized display! My local hardware stores have even larger selections. Stripes, checks, houndstooth, little hearts, Hello Kitty… Even the chain drugstores (CVS, Walgreens) have them, usually near the school supplies. Home Depot must be nuts.
Get ur tape on!!

(Source: hyper-market, via malesubimagery)


Rconner:


in the mirror

Rconner:

in the mirror


biggerish:

beautifulperversity:

OOOOOHmahgah!!

8 U

omigod.

my uterus.

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the last one though, omg


myfreshdick:

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Yeah, I know. It’s not really porn.

Except that one thing where it totally is, and I file it under aftercare.

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