(Source: insatiablesatyr, via heknowshisplace)
for good boys
“Ah, this must be your new boy. Is he to your liking?” *grabs cane*
“Yes, darling! He’s so very responsive, come see.”
“I do see. I’m glad you chose us, Boy. Welcome aboard! *drive-by double-tap* Let me just hang up my jacket, and I’ll be down in a minute…”
The Houseboy (2 of 4)